Sunday, October 19, 2014

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

lestatthecupcakeprince:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

THAT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHAT

lestatthecupcakeprince:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

THAT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHAT

(Source: ultrafacts)

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong. Humans of New York; Amman, Jordan (via drearydoll)

(Source: 5000letters)

(Source: best-of-memes)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

chainedchaos:

the-game-spirit:

do you ever just sit there listening to music

and you just

imagine scenes that just flow with the song

like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context

but they just

look

so

cool

OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.

I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD

Saturday, October 18, 2014

alliebirdseed:

algetard:

mattgoop:

color combos are fun.

why am i even going to art school

i’ve just learned it all here

BLEEN

Colors go home. You are drunk

Friday, October 17, 2014
did-you-kno:

There’s a giant cloud in the constellation Aquila that contains enough alcohol to give every person on Earth 300,000 pints of beer for a billion years. Once we’re able to travel 10,000 light years away, that will be one heck of a beer run.  Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a giant cloud in the constellation Aquila that contains enough alcohol to give every person on Earth 300,000 pints of beer for a billion years. Once we’re able to travel 10,000 light years away, that will be one heck of a beer run. Source

Sunday, October 12, 2014
goldcatharsis:

alt-j:

this cat looks like ron swanson

omg it does ^

goldcatharsis:

alt-j:

this cat looks like ron swanson

omg it does ^

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Friday, October 10, 2014

n3bulas-and-satelites:

emmersdrawberry:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

I am still not over those crabs

You should probably go see a doctor.